Will Ferrell's American Flag Thong
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You’re way proud to be an American and need a tasteful way to show off that pride. There’s no better way to do that than this American Flag thong. It accentuates the angle of your dangle which is inversely proportional to the heat of your meat and lets all those around you bask in the glory that is your fantastically handsome bulge. Will Ferrell wore it in an SNL sketch and you can wear it (or something quite similar) in real life!
