Sheldon's Kryptonian Translator Shirt
Everyone thought you were crazy. They told you that that the messages that you were being “sent” meant nothing and that it was all in your head. You couldn’t make sense of them, no one could. You spent many a days, nay weeks, trying to understand any of it. As you were about to resign yourself to the fact that everyone was right, the messages were nonsense and likely the result of some deep seated undiagnosed mental illness, you came across a Kryptonian translator. Much like the one featured on this shirt.
Now you could decipher those messages being sent, it was all within your reach. You spent days figuring out what the messages meant - what did they want? why did they choose you? And finally when the messages were translated, they read:
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